THEME

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jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
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dauui:

fertile part 2

dauui:

fertile part 2

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theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

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(Source: totalparksandrec)

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(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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never-tell-me-no:

Omg guys I was out with a friend at Golden Corral this week and we sat in one of the lesser used sitting areas in the back. Ok so we were eating dessert when we hear POP and we both just froze and slowly turned around and saw fuckin ketchup all over the place, all the way up the wall, across the ceiling, on light fixtures and tables, the opposite wall and window, and then right in the middle was a very messy, now empty, bottle of ketchup. It had soured and the pressure built up inside from the vinegar and it exploded, bottle rocket style, straight off the table. We went and got the waitress who immediately starts laughing and she goes and gets the asst manager and he gets the head manager and everyone is just standing there laughing and taking pictures of this ketchup which looks like a fucking crime scene.

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